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Saturday, May 5, 2018

Appendix 2

Long ago on the banks of the Mekong lived a shaman. A rat shared his hut. Since the rat was afraid of cats, he requested the shaman turn him into a cat. On becoming a cat, dogs started troubling him and so he sought another transformation, but now into a dog.

This wish too was granted. However, his troubles continued which he tired to overcome by seeking further transformation into a monkey, boar, elephant and then finally, into a beautiful maiden. This beautiful maiden married a king, but soon after fell into a well and died. The aggrieved king turned to the shaman for solace. The shaman promised to make his wife immortal, and converted her body into a poppy plant.


The shaman said, “A capsule of this plant will produce opium. Men will take it greedily. Whosoever partakes of it will acquire a particular trait of each of the animals into which opium was transformed. In other words, the consumer of opium will turn out to be as sneaky as a rat, as lazy as a cat, as unclean as a dog, as quarrelsome as a monkey, as savage as a boar, as strong as an elephant and as spirited as a queen.

Part 4. Olive's Boys

After a decade fighting a lost war against the growing authority and legitimacy of the Peoples Republic of China and gradually being abandoned, first by the U.S who had bigger problems in Vietnam and finally by the Generalissimo in Taiwan himself, Olive would slowly shift the ideology of her private army from an anti-communist force to a rebel movement fighting for the autonomy of her people, financed through opium profits and benefitting her retinue of sycophants and opportunists, fighting against Thai, Burmese and even Kuomingtang state power.

The animating spirit of Olive's boys would mutate and dissolve as it flowed through the jungles gathering tribesmen of the mountains and defectors from the mainland; they married with locals and absorbed the landscapes and traditions of the people. In the alps of Northern Burma, amongst verdant crops of tea and cherry blossom, it was the scarlet poppy plantations which gave a new vitality to the economy and power to her soldiers.

Yet the opium never ceased to appear monstrous to Olive and the locals, bearing both good and evil, its dark, alien power symbolized by the ghostly red, white and blue orbs they saw showering the night sky.

Her power would increase as the demand for opium surged with the outflow of drug addicted US soldiers from Vietnam and the trade routes devised by veterans through the 'cadaver connection', a method for smuggling bars of heroin in the coffins of dead US soldiers slaughtered by the Viet Cong. The opium would flow from the hills of Kokang to the tributaries of the Mekong through warzones and across seas into the neon drenched streets of Harlem. 

The opium wars between Britain and China in the 19th century would be followed by what would become a secret, Third Opium War, as Olive's opium generals fought the Thai-Burmese forces who were attempting to reassert control over the rebel Shan states and the communist insurgencies that honey-combed the border, as well as the United States D.E.A which was desperately trying to dismantle the heroin trade they'd nurtured a decade earlier in what might perhaps be called the Fourth Opium War, or as it was known amongst the rulers of that nation, 'the war on drugs'.

In the bloodless coup d’etat of 1962, Olive was swept up in the wave of usurpations and abductions in Rangoon along with all the other Shan State Saophas and Myeosas. The twilight coolness of her prison cell forgave the summer heat and in a haze of vapour from that sticky black ball she dreamt of lost love and the elongated, proboscis tongue of female spirits burning her womb.

In these situations, it was difficult to judge whether it was a problem of supply or demand, just, rebellious or lost causes which propelled the situation.


"เราต้องต่อสู้กับความชั่วร้ายของลัทธคอมมิวนิสต์ต่อไปและการสู้รบคุณต้องมีกองทัพและกองทัพต้องมีปืนและซื้อปืนคุณต้องมีเงิน ในเทือกเขาเหล่านี้เงินเพียงอย่างเดียวคือฝิ่น"

“我们必须继续与共产主义的邪恶作斗争,并且要打你必须有一支军队,一支军队必须拥有枪支,并且购买枪支你必须有钱。在这些山上,唯一的钱就是鸦片。“

'We have to continue to fight the evils of communism and to fight you must have an army, and an army must have guns, and to buy guns you must have money. In these mountains, the only money is opium.'

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

The National Museum



Purple thought to herself that, the nation could be defined not by its borders or territory or by some fictive shared history of traditions or culture, but instead through an arbitrarily selected series of objects, organized according to a hierarchical chain of classes which began with god the creator also known as the first collector (who in this case was Purple and her acolytes) whose collectiones were divided between artificial representations (in three dimensions) and natural representations which are connected to tools of artifice (or means of acting on nature) while the artificialia were connected to enacted knowledge (in two dimensions). Now, organized in this way, you could display the objects as a kind of theatre (organized along the lines of a Camillo's memory theatre) around which the government could simultaneously display its status as an imperial power while functionally interrogating and consolidating that power by creating workshops, laboratories, studios and exhibition spaces to study and codify them into some form of national culture.



Yet, at the same time Purple acknowledged the inherent problems of the museum, that various objects placed on pedestals, behind glass vitrines, displayed in rows along stone corridors that described a teleological history of progress from barbarism to civilization, from the raw to the cooked, would re-inscribe the very power structures they were attempting to demolish with their anti-imperial state project. And she thought, what if the museum was a theatre, a performance which you could pass your hand through, and the stones were voices and the glass barriers were red and blue stage lights that the subject (the audience) and the object (the displays) could pass through as columns of dust through light...

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

aaachooo

about to sneeze, windfroth reached into his pocket to get a tissue, finding a serviette he had pocketed at the wedding party. how very odd the design is, he thought to himself, before covering it in green slime nuggets

Saturday, April 23, 2016

The island will be consumed

Thuggery Sven did not sleep for three days, potentially because he was on a meth bender, but potentially because he could not take his mind took off the Darien Chest which he was determined to break open. Respite finally came shortly before lunchtime on tuesday when one of his mysterious bosses called him for an offer of work. "Sven, get ready. We have one of those island jobs for you. You know the ones. " Sven knew all right. When it came to island jobs Sven was the best. His family had been doing island jobs far and wide for generations, from the british isles through to the sulu sea.


Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The Darien Chest

Lord and Lady Wellesley pulled in to the driveway of Lord Palmerston-Napier, on their way to the airport to attend the wedding of Miss Dwynedowers in New York. "Palmy, old sport, we've left the keys to Windfroth Manor underneath the pygmy garden gnome. If that Mancunian dolt ever gets his act together then I'll be in touch, because someone will have to let him in to work on the renovations."  Palmerston nodded obligingly, but in truth was too indisposed with the ongoing death of Lady Edgeworth-Box to really be of any help to Wellesley. "And one more thing Palmy, I've found the bylaws at last. I've left them in a sealed envelope on the chest in the study. Please ensure they are filed with the Auxiliary Arcadians this week. Double Cuneiforms depends on it."

Hearing this, as he stood hidden in nearby bushes, Thuggery Sven decided that it was about time he ought leave the grounds of Lord Palmerston-Napier in favour of finding more comfortable lodgings. Not even Robin Hood would think it much fun to roam about the forest these days. Besides, following the untimely demise of Lady Edgeworth-Box, some officials had been known to visit, and it seemed best to stay out of their way. 

The next day, upon finishing the last of one of Doris' brethren, Sven picked himself up and headed down the road towards Windfroth Manor. At about exactly the same time that Lord and Lady Wellesley finally arrived at The Waldorf Astoria, Sven was sitting with his feet up by the fire, smoking one of the Baron's pipes. "Its like I've lived here all my life" he thought to himself, the way white people tend to do. Throwing papers in to stoke the fire, he noticed a fascinating chest. It looked old and he was determined to break in and find what was inside. Relenting only for now, he decided it would have to be an ongoing project.


At that moment Sven could hear someone coming. Quickly realising it was Palmerston coming to look for the by law papers, (which were now burnt to cinders), Sven set about making a replacement. He ran into the study and grabbed the first scribbles he could find, before rapidly putting out the fire and hiding in the cellar. Funnily enough. it turns out that Wellesley had all along been an inheritor of an investment in a middle-eastern hydroelectric scheme, and unwittingly among his copious financial correspondence, was receiving regular investment reports. The most recent one, as just handled by Sven, spoke of a new school that opened up in the mountain town nearby the hydroelectric dam. The report also attached an interesting new book that had captured the imagination of the townsfolk.

At roughly the same time that the 119th official bylaws of the Double Cuniform club were stamped, filed and fully ratified by the summer intern at the office of the Auxiliary Arcadians lodge, Wellesley was drinking a toast to the new Mrs St Regis of the Upper West Side. He turned aside, "Lady Wellesley, do you care to dance?" and the happy couple made their way to the dance floor, knocking back one of many celebratory gin and tonics.